Founding 30 · price locked for life Early-warning for Meta Ads drifts

Catch the drift before it burns your margin.

Your Meta campaigns crash quietly. crumplz watches them every 2 hours, spots the drift, and texts you the exact move to make. Not another dashboard. A lifeguard for your ad spend.

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First catch free  ·  No credit card  ·  30 founding spots

Connects to Meta Ads + Shopify Read-only EU hosting GDPR-compliant
Checked 14 min ago
Bleed stopped in 2 taps
Founding cohort · 30 spots

Join the Founding 30. Lock today’s price for life.

First catch free. Connect Meta and Shopify in read-only, and the first time crumplz catches a real drift and tells you the move, you decide if it earned a spot in your stack. Founding members keep today’s price forever, get a direct line to the founder, and a vote on the roadmap.

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The blind spot

Every day, thousands of dollars go up in smoke.

ROAS halves. CPA spikes. CTR slides. And nobody sees it for hours, because dashboards show you the past, not the danger. By the time you open one, the money is already gone.

Dashboards don’t warn you. crumplz does.

Budget burning while no one watches
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Illustrative. Every hour a drift runs unnoticed, the bleed keeps growing.
How it works

You grow. We guard.

01

Connect

Plug in Meta Ads and Shopify. Read-only, least-privilege. Done in under 3 minutes.

02

We watch

crumplz checks ROAS, CPA, CTR and MER every 2 hours, day and night, cross-checked against your real Shopify revenue.

03

You act

When a drift starts, you get one message on WhatsApp, Slack or email. It names the drift and the exact move.

The product

No black box. Just a lifeguard for your Meta Ads.

Anomaly Engine

It learns what normal looks like.

crumplz learns each campaign’s normal rhythm and sets dynamic thresholds. It pulls Shopify revenue and AOV, so a healthy spike never trips a false alarm. Simple, robust detection.

  • Dynamic thresholds, per campaign and history
  • Shopify cross-validation kills false positives
  • MER, the real margin view of your spend
MER · last 24h Caught at 14:00
crumplz caught it
Stable Drift After the alert
Actionable Alert

Every alert ends with a move.

Not “something looks off”. crumplz names the drift and tells you exactly what to do, a real instruction you can act on in two taps, straight from WhatsApp.

Why crumplz

Built for operators, not analysts.

The alert comes to you

No dashboard to babysit. crumplz messages you on WhatsApp, Slack or email. You open nothing.

An action, not a number

Every alert ends with a move, cut, pause, rotate. You decide, crumplz never touches your campaigns.

Margin, not vanity metrics

MER crosses Meta data with real Shopify revenue and AOV. You watch profit, not a ROAS that flatters.

Awake when you’re not

Checks every 2 hours, 24/7. Agencies sleep. crumplz doesn’t.

Operators like you

The shift, once crumplz has your back.

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faster reaction time
Avg. across beta users — first 30 days
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wasted ad spend
Avg. across beta users — first 30 days

“The WhatsApp alert landed before ROAS tanked. Two taps and the bleed stopped.”

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Mateo R.
Head of Growth · DTC Fashion brand, FR

“No dashboard. Just a message I can act on.”

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Linn K.
Marketing Lead · Home & Garden brand, USA

“CPA was creeping up for hours. crumplz caught it and we cut budget −30%.”

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Noor A.
Founder · Pet Supplies brand, NL

“Before crumplz I was losing €400 a day without noticing. Now I’m warned before it spirals.”

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Sarah M.
CEO · Home DTC brand — saved €400/day
Plugged into your reality

Connected in under 3 minutes.

Meta Ads

Syncs campaigns, ad sets, spend, CTR, CPA and ROAS.

Read-only by design

Shopify

Pulls revenue, AOV and conversion rate to validate every ad signal.

Read-only by design

Alert channels

WhatsApp, Slack and Email. Instant, actionable, no dashboard babysitting.

Pick yours in setup
Read-only access Least-privilege permissions EU hosting GDPR-compliant
Pricing

Simple pricing. Zero fluff.

Built for margin, priced for control. One plan per ad-spend tier.

One missed drift costs an average of $400/day. The Starter plan pays for itself in under 5 hours of protection.

Founding 30: lock today’s price for life. 30 spots, then prices rise.

Starter
$89 /mo
For brands under $10k/mo in ad spend.
  • Anomaly Engine
  • 1 ad account
  • WhatsApp, Slack & Email alerts
  • Checks every 2 hours
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Growth
$169 /mo
For $10k to $50k/mo in ad spend.
  • Everything in Starter
  • 3 ad accounts
  • Custom thresholds
  • Priority support
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Pro
$299 /mo
For $50k to $200k/mo, multi-account.
  • Everything in Growth
  • Multi-store
  • Roles & permissions
  • Roadmap: budget automations
Get Pro
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FAQ

Straight answers.

No. crumplz has no dashboard to babysit. The alert comes to you, on WhatsApp, Slack or email. You open nothing.
Never. Access is read-only by design. crumplz spots the drift and recommends the move. You decide, you act.
Read-only access, least-privilege permissions, EU hosting, and GDPR compliance. crumplz reads what it needs, nothing more.
crumplz doesn’t replace your agency. It covers the hours nobody is watching. Agencies sleep, crumplz checks every 2 hours.
About 3 minutes. Connect Meta Ads and Shopify, and you’re done.
Thresholds are dynamic, per campaign and per history. crumplz cross-checks Meta data against real Shopify revenue and AOV, so noise never becomes a false alert.
Meta’s rules react to Meta data alone. crumplz reasons on real profitability, MER, Shopify revenue and AOV, and leaves the decision to you instead of cutting blind.
One missed drift often costs more than a month of crumplz. Built for margin, priced for control.

A bad ad day never becomes a bad ad week.

Turn on crumplz and let it watch the hours you can’t.

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