Founding 30 · price locked for life Early-warning for Meta Ads drifts

Catch the drift before it burns your margin.

Your Meta campaigns crash quietly. crumplz checks your real Shopify revenue against Meta spend every 2 hours, then sends you the exact move on WhatsApp, Slack or email. Before a rough hour becomes a wasted week.

Not another dashboard. A lifeguard for your ad spend.

First catch free  ·  No credit card  ·  Read-only, always.

Connects to Meta Ads + Shopify Read-only EU hosting GDPR-compliant
Checked 14 min ago
Bleed stopped in 2 taps
Founding cohort · 30 spots

Join the Founding 30. Lock today’s price for life.

First catch free. Connect Meta and Shopify in read-only, and the first time crumplz catches a real drift and tells you the move, you decide if it earned a spot in your stack. Founding members keep today’s price forever, get a direct line to the founder, and a vote on the roadmap.

Price locked for lifeFirst catch freeDirect line to the founderVote on the roadmap

30 founding spots remaining

crumplz in numbers

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Longest a drift goes unseen. crumplz checks Meta against Shopify every 2 hours, day and night.
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Faster reaction time. Avg. across beta users, first 30 days.
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Wasted ad spend. Avg. across beta users, first 30 days.
The blind spot

Every day, thousands in ad spend go up in smoke.

ROAS halves. CPA spikes. CTR slides. And nobody sees it for hours, because dashboards show you the past, not the danger. By the time you open one, the money is already gone.

Dashboards don’t warn you. crumplz does.

Budget burning while no one watches
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Illustrative. Every hour a drift runs unnoticed, the bleed keeps growing.
How it works

You grow. We guard.

01

Connect

Plug in Meta Ads and Shopify. Read-only, least-privilege. No code, no CSV exports, no spreadsheets. 3 minutes flat.

3 min
02

We watch

crumplz checks ROAS, CPA, CTR and MER every 2 hours, day and night, cross-checked against your real Shopify revenue.

Every 2h
03

You act

When a drift starts, you get one message on WhatsApp, Slack or email. It names the drift and the exact move.

1 message
The product

Real ROAS. Not Meta’s math.

Meta grades its own homework, and reports the rosy version. crumplz cross-checks every signal against your actual Shopify revenue, so you act on real margin, not platform math.

Anomaly Engine

It learns what normal looks like.

crumplz learns each campaign’s normal rhythm and sets dynamic thresholds. It pulls Shopify revenue and AOV, so a healthy spike never trips a false alarm. Simple, robust detection.

  • Dynamic thresholds, per campaign and history
  • Shopify cross-validation kills false positives
  • MER over vanity metrics: real margin, not a ROAS that flatters
  • Awake when you’re not: checks every 2 hours, 24/7
MER · last 24h Caught at 14:00
crumplz caught it
Stable Drift After the alert
Actionable Alert

Every alert ends with a move.

Not “something looks off”. crumplz names the drift and tells you exactly what to do, a real instruction you can act on in two taps, straight from WhatsApp.

  • The alert comes to you: WhatsApp, Slack or email, no dashboard to babysit
  • An action, not a number: cut, pause, rotate, named in the message
  • Read-only by design: you decide, crumplz never touches your campaigns
Operators like you

The shift, once crumplz has your back.

“The WhatsApp alert landed before ROAS tanked. Two taps and the bleed stopped.”

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Mateo R.
Head of Growth · DTC Fashion brand, FR

“No dashboard. Just a message I can act on.”

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Linn K.
Marketing Lead · Home & Garden brand, USA

“CPA was creeping up for hours. crumplz caught it and we cut budget −30%.”

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Noor A.
Founder · Pet Supplies brand, NL
Plugged into your reality

Connected in under 3 minutes.

Meta Ads

Syncs campaigns, ad sets, spend, CTR, CPA and ROAS.

Read-only by design

Shopify

Pulls revenue, AOV and conversion rate to validate every ad signal.

Read-only by design

Alert channels

WhatsApp, Slack and Email. Instant, actionable, no dashboard babysitting.

Pick yours in setup
Read-only access Least-privilege permissions EU hosting GDPR-compliant
Pricing

Simple pricing. Zero fluff.

Built for margin, priced for control. One plan per ad-spend tier.

A single CPA spike left running for 48 hours on €500/day of spend wastes about €400. The Starter plan pays for itself the first time crumplz catches one.

Founding 30: lock today’s price for life. 30 spots, then prices rise.

USD · Monthly · Cancel anytime
< $10k/mo ad spend
Starter
$89 /mo
For lean DTC brands running their own ads.
  • Anomaly Engine
  • 1 ad account
  • WhatsApp, Slack & Email alerts
  • Checks every 2 hours
Get Starter
Most popular
$10-50k/mo ad spend
Growth
$169 /mo
For scaling brands that can’t afford blind hours.
  • Everything in Starter
  • 3 ad accounts
  • Custom thresholds
  • Priority support
Get Growth
$50k+/mo ad spend
Pro
$299 /mo
For multi-store operators and lean teams.
  • Everything in Growth
  • Multi-store
  • Roles & permissions
  • Roadmap: budget automations
Get Pro
3-minute setupRead-only accessCancel anytimeGDPR-compliant
FAQ

Straight answers.

A bad ad day never becomes a bad ad week.

Turn on crumplz and let it watch the hours you can’t.

3-minute setup. Read-only access. Cancel anytime.